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[herrstory]

Leave a message. If I find it convenient to get back to you, I will.

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text;

[therewillbeorder]

Since my office is currently undergoing some unexpected repairs, you'll have until the 19th of this month off.

When you return, we'll be busy the rest of the month catching up on things.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Starr -- it's me. You have been remarkably calm in the aftermath of your political loss. Quite mature of you, actually, and to think that I had feared the worst.

I wanted to express my congratulations regarding your good behavior. A sentiment I express both as your employer, and your acquaintance.

[But mostly as your employer.]

Mid April 2018 -- voice

[slightlyoffchilt]

Starr? I need you in here.

drunk dial

[slightlyoffchilt]

So, hypothetically. If I asked you to lobotomize Chauncy.

text;

[neverdied]

Never did thank you for my dinner date.

[exceptionalthief]

Would you mind telling me why you sicced Chilton on me?

text;

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Chilton sends this image attached with a text:]

Hahaha. No doubt this really speaks to you.

-call-

[craftpunk]

[ ring ring my good buddy ]

courier;

[grandtheftequine]

Sometime toward the end of August, Herr Starr will find an elegantly arranged gift basket hand-delivered to him by courier. Within is a tasteful array of artisan snacks and candies; a fine bottle of wine or liquor, or perhaps some gourmet coffee instead; a handcrafted white leather flogger (which one can only assume is unique to Starr's basket); and a black leather envelope clutch containing vouchers for various high end restaurants, theaters, entertainment venues, and spas around Maurtia Falls. In fact, everything down to the very basket itself seem to have been manufactured in Maurtia Falls.

A handwritten card accompanies the gifts. It reads:

"Maurtia Falls deserves to be celebrated for the incredible achievements it is already home to. If you believe that imPorts should play our part in elevating one of our Porter cities beyond its reputation, then Logan Delos is the ambassadorial candidate most deserving of your vote."

It's finished with Logan's scrawling signature, and contact information for his campaign, should anyone want to get in touch with him.

Call

[craftpunk]

[ Ring ring!! ]

I can't be assed to write a log for this

[itistolaugh]

[ Shortly after Starr's return, he will come to work to find something new on his desk. It is a small clay pot, not very skillfully made but by golly she did her best and just the right size to hold pencils and such.

Also, it definitely, definitely, definitely looks like a penis.

The card attached reads "Welcome back! ♥" and isn't signed, but it doesn't take the World's Greatest Detective to figure out who on the staff would write with big curly loops in glitter gel pen. ]

text;

[setmatch]

I see that you are supposed to be my parole officer.
How frequently should I be checking in with you?

early October

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Sometime after this.]

Perhaps you were right about Cassidy after all.