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[herrstory]

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[slightlyoffchilt]

I do sometimes wonder why you are so enamored with the solution of force.

Domination, control, sheer authority.

[herrstory]

Only sometimes?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are always in control, always overseeing. Always making the hard decisions.

It must be exhausting.

[herrstory]

I am more than happy to relinquish control to the right person. It's simply that it's rare for anyone to best me.

[ For anyone else, that might be considered an arrogant statement. For Starr, he's laying it out as pure fact. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

The trouble of being peerless, isn't it? It's an isolating affair. That sort of superiority can warp the sense of one's stimulation, creating a more and more intense threshold for satisfaction.

No wonder you're into piss drinking, is what I mean.

[herrstory]

Are you taking notes for how best to stimulate me? Or are we sexting? I am a bit overdressed for the latter.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You do not absolutely need to be nude for sexting.








Wait, how do you do it?

[herrstory]

I definitely touch myself.

How do YOU do it?

[slightlyoffchilt]

It is more of a foreplay device, isn't it? An imaginative courtship.

[herrstory]

I am not here to titillate someone through text so that they can utilize their arousal on someone else.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You almost sound jealous.

[herrstory]

If I am going to put in the effort, I stand to reap the rewards.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I appreciate that you know this is all hypothetical.

[herrstory]

Is it? Or have we been sexting this entire time?

[ Chilton does get off on psychoanalyzing people/finding ways to grate on their nerves, right? ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I happen to be fully clothed.

[herrstory]

You also view it as mere foreplay, so you would be fully clothed.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you trying to convince me that I was sexting you this entire time?

[herrstory]

Do you have an erection at the moment?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Quite obviously I will not be answering that.

[herrstory]

Well, then. We were sexting.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you not still fully clothed?

[herrstory]

I received the memo late. I did not anticipate your desire for me, Messiah. How best shall I please you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're such a prick sometimes.

["Sometimes."]

[herrstory]

As are you. Does that not make us perfect for one another?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I never said you were a disappointing mentor.