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[herrstory]

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[herrstory]

That would be fine.

[ Because Starr is confident in his ability to be the loyal henchman until he had reason to not be. ]

Things are going rather well here, by the way. I am confident I will be able to return to you sooner than expected and with everything I had promised upon leaving. Your influence will extend across seas. And should you wish to celebrate this upon return, well, I am dee, tee, eff as it were.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Dee tee eff?

[A moment, before the meaning of the acronym hits.]

Who taught you that?

[herrstory]

I am up on the hip lingo used in these modern days. Part of the Grail's training is learning how to decipher chatspeak, the language of most heathens.

[slightlyoffchilt]

This is more uncomfortable than I thought it would be.

[herrstory]

What is uncomfortable? Me utilizing modern slang or the thought of copulating with me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I think this would be yet another fight that I'd trip into, so I will tactfully abstain.

Your personal interest is politely noted.

[herrstory]

Please. I will hardly be broken up inside if you are uninterested.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'm not saying that, I'm simply treading carefully.

[herrstory]

For what purpose?

[slightlyoffchilt]

So hold your good graces.

[herrstory]

You are already in them for denouncing Cassidy.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well. Thank goodness for that.

[herrstory]

[ Out of the blue question, but. ]

Where does Jack store his man meat in the hospital?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I -- Assume. In his office.

Why?

[herrstory]

Simply wondering. Making sure there are no secret stores of dead bodies in our work place. I assume he is only allowed to keep parts and not the full thing at any given time?

[slightlyoffchilt]

He should not be keeping parts in the hospital long term, so I presume you are speaking primarily about his snacks? You have a thumb on some pulse, Starr, spit it out.

[herrstory]

He told me he had some stored in case of emergency. Then proceeded to play coy about their location. I simply figured I would ask you instead while I had you on the line. I do not want to go through my drawers and find a real severed penis among my toys.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You certainly should not have to suffer that, Klaus.

[herrstory]

You do not sound too broken up about the potential prospect of it, though.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, Jack is a difficult man to keep collared -- so I am not surprised by the possibility, I should say.

[herrstory]

Do you believe you've been able to collar him?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Yes, absolutely. With a commanding power like mine? Without a doubt.

[herrstory]

Have you used your ability on him yet?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not yet, no. Haven't had the explicit need to, why?

[herrstory]

Jack has fairly remarkable powers. I merely wondered if your power would work upon him or if he would have strong enough resolve to ignore your suggestions....