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[herrstory]

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[herrstory]

Do you....have one in your office?

[slightlyoffchilt]

No!

[herrstory]

Well. Now I know what to get you for Christmas.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Absolutely do not.

[herrstory]

So you say. But I think you will be able to put it to good use despite your protests.

[ Starr has just arrived at the hospital now. He was already in Maurtia Falls to begin with, so it hadn't taken long to get here. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are still angry over the Jack business, aren't you?

[herrstory]

No. He and I are now best of friends.

[ Says Starr. Unconvincingly. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Nice try. You don't have any friends.

[Said Frederick Chilton.

Who definitely had friends.]

[herrstory]

Hans Gruber is my friend. We are both German.

[ The true basis for friendship. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Wow. Congratulations.

[herrstory]

Thank you. I appreciate your appreciation for me and my friend.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Perhaps I should have instituted a Hans-off rule at the get-go.

[herrstory]

I take it you saw the video, then?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[What video.]

What makes you think that?

[herrstory]

Your stupid pun.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are being ridiculously judgmental now.

[herrstory]

Did I hurt your feelings? Do you have feelings?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have at least three feelings, yes.

[herrstory]

Is horny one of them?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not going to dignify that with an answer either way.

[herrstory]

So then, yes.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why do you insist on me being aroused constantly?

[herrstory]

Not constantly. But when I am around would be nice.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hm.

[A beat.]

What video was that, again?

[herrstory]

If you are looking for arousal, I am already here at the hospital.