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[herrstory]

Leave a message. If I find it convenient to get back to you, I will.

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[setmatch]

Oh no, not all. But my private affairs are exactly that- private.

[ You know, like how he's moving into private housing with his boyfriend/fiance/business partner ]

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[herrstory]

I have already seen your dick. What else is there that could be private?

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[setmatch]

My relationships that don't involve you.

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[herrstory]

Unfortunately for the duration of your parole, they will involve me.

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[setmatch]

Then I suppose you should know that I'm moving in with my significant other and that someone is levying death threats against me because of a case of mistaken identity.

If they lash out, I will be utilizing self defense.

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[herrstory]

One cannot fault another for the use of self defense. Of course, while you are under the power restrictions of parole, you may be a bit more defenseless than usual. Who is the one threatening your life?

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[setmatch]

A newly arrived imPort by the name of Oswald Cobblepot.

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[herrstory]

Hm. I shall investigate him.

[ Perhaps kill him first, if it comes down to it. ]

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[setmatch]

Might be for the best, considering he's already soliciting assassins.