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[herrstory]

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[slightlyoffchilt]

It is more of a foreplay device, isn't it? An imaginative courtship.

[herrstory]

I am not here to titillate someone through text so that they can utilize their arousal on someone else.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You almost sound jealous.

[herrstory]

If I am going to put in the effort, I stand to reap the rewards.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I appreciate that you know this is all hypothetical.

[herrstory]

Is it? Or have we been sexting this entire time?

[ Chilton does get off on psychoanalyzing people/finding ways to grate on their nerves, right? ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I happen to be fully clothed.

[herrstory]

You also view it as mere foreplay, so you would be fully clothed.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you trying to convince me that I was sexting you this entire time?

[herrstory]

Do you have an erection at the moment?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Quite obviously I will not be answering that.

[herrstory]

Well, then. We were sexting.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you not still fully clothed?

[herrstory]

I received the memo late. I did not anticipate your desire for me, Messiah. How best shall I please you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're such a prick sometimes.

["Sometimes."]

[herrstory]

As are you. Does that not make us perfect for one another?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I never said you were a disappointing mentor.

[herrstory]

Nor are you a disappointment. Though I must reiterate there will be a point in time where you must control other people than me. And while I realize our circumstance brings you much "enjoyment," I do not imagine it would do the world any good for me to be your only follower.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Do you not enjoy how I treat you? Answer me truthfully.

[herrstory]

Now in this moment? Or are we speaking of the evening you returned?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I'll opt for both.

[herrstory]

The evening you returned was incredibly satisfying for me. I enjoy the newfound confidence your ability has inspired. But now I find myself mildly disappointed because I suspect you may be more interested in bringing me to my knees than the world around us.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Brutally honest, even. Good.
You know how I am, Klaus. I've always taken the more individualistic approach.

[herrstory]

Yes, well. It is time to switch up your tactics. Even if it is initially with only one person other than myself.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Are you volunteering Gruber? I was considering all the horrible things I could make him do.