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Herr Klaus Helmut Starr (
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neverdied
2018-06-17 01:21 am (UTC)
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I don't know. God's rule didn't exactly work out well for me. Not sure we need more of the same.
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herrstory
2018-06-17 10:48 pm (UTC)
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It would not be the same. Because here, it would be you and I in charge of the messiah.
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I am talking about Frederick Chilton.
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neverdied
2018-06-18 02:47 am (UTC)
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[Lol.]
Going to grow his hair out and make him wear robes? Not really selling it as the Jesus type right now.
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herrstory
2018-06-22 03:51 am (UTC)
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We do not need a Jesus type. We need something better. Someone to restore order. And Frederick Chilton is nothing if not orderly.
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neverdied
2018-06-23 02:03 am (UTC)
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He's also contentious, widely disliked and lacking in survival instincts. There's better candidates.
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herrstory
2018-06-23 11:01 pm (UTC)
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He does not need survival instincts when he has me to guide the way. And as for being disliked -- I believe "widely" is a stretch.
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neverdied
2018-06-24 01:13 am (UTC)
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Most of his friends don't even like him. Widely is accurate.
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herrstory
2018-06-24 10:55 pm (UTC)
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I guarantee if we were to interview the imPort population, there would be more people to like him than do not.
[ Probably by a slim margin. BUT. ]
I like him. Are you confessing you do not?
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neverdied
2018-06-25 12:15 am (UTC)
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I don't like anyone.
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herrstory
2018-06-28 02:34 am (UTC)
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Fair enough. But you must at least find his presence tolerable, otherwise you would have found another job.
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neverdied
2018-06-28 12:55 pm (UTC)
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As employers go, he's got impressively flexible morals. Reason enough to hang around. Same reason as it is for most of us working for him.
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herrstory
2018-07-01 12:16 pm (UTC)
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He is more open minded than most. Do you often find it difficult to be hired because you are a cannibal?
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neverdied
2018-07-01 02:29 pm (UTC)
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Not really. It's not like I tell everyone about it. Easy enough to keep secret.
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herrstory
2018-07-04 03:45 am (UTC)
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And what do you do when you are forced to eat with people? Do you pack people parts in your lunch bag?
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neverdied
2018-07-05 12:09 am (UTC)
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I just eat normal food. Like a normal person. I'm not tearing arms off passers by.
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herrstory
2018-07-06 12:42 am (UTC)
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You can digest normal food? So your diet is varied. It isn't simply all people, all the time?
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neverdied
2018-07-07 01:45 am (UTC)
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No. Eating people is a necessity, not a dietary choice. Try to limit it to a few times a week, but the more energy I use, the bigger the cravings.
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herrstory
2018-07-07 03:44 am (UTC)
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Like when I shot you in the head?
[ Starr smiles fondly at the memory. ]
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neverdied
2018-07-07 11:57 pm (UTC)
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Yeah.
You're welcome for that wet dream. Don't rub it raw.
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herrstory
2018-07-08 10:13 pm (UTC)
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Oh, do not worry. I always carry lubrication with me wherever I go. I like being prepared for anything.
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neverdied
2018-07-10 12:53 am (UTC)
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Still trying to work out if the sexual deviance is an act to scare off others, or a genuine need for excitement.
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herrstory
2018-07-14 12:00 pm (UTC)
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Something you will have to ponder. You could always request hands on experience to better understand.
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neverdied
2018-07-26 06:42 pm (UTC)
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I was like you once. Few thousand years back. Always searching for that next sexual thrill. Eventually even the most extreme wont be enough.
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herrstory
2018-07-30 12:43 am (UTC)
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So are you implying I have immortality and cannibalism to look forward to in my future?
[ Starr's not sure how he feels about the comparison. Don't ruin his hope that one day he will find the perfect kink and be completely satisfied, Jack!!! ]
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neverdied
2018-07-30 01:18 am (UTC)
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No. Just that you'll die alone and unsatisfied.
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I am talking about Frederick Chilton.
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You're welcome for that wet dream. Don't rub it raw.
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[ Starr's not sure how he feels about the comparison. Don't ruin his hope that one day he will find the perfect kink and be completely satisfied, Jack!!! ]
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