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I do not disagree. So then, is it not time for someone to come along and rein in that flock? Is it not time for a messiah to restore order to this world?

I don't know. God's rule didn't exactly work out well for me. Not sure we need more of the same.

It would not be the same. Because here, it would be you and I in charge of the messiah.

[ A pause. ]

I am talking about Frederick Chilton.

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[Lol.]

Going to grow his hair out and make him wear robes? Not really selling it as the Jesus type right now.

We do not need a Jesus type. We need something better. Someone to restore order. And Frederick Chilton is nothing if not orderly.

He's also contentious, widely disliked and lacking in survival instincts. There's better candidates.

He does not need survival instincts when he has me to guide the way. And as for being disliked -- I believe "widely" is a stretch.

Most of his friends don't even like him. Widely is accurate.

I guarantee if we were to interview the imPort population, there would be more people to like him than do not.

[ Probably by a slim margin. BUT. ]

I like him. Are you confessing you do not?

I don't like anyone.

Fair enough. But you must at least find his presence tolerable, otherwise you would have found another job.

As employers go, he's got impressively flexible morals. Reason enough to hang around. Same reason as it is for most of us working for him.

He is more open minded than most. Do you often find it difficult to be hired because you are a cannibal?

Not really. It's not like I tell everyone about it. Easy enough to keep secret.

And what do you do when you are forced to eat with people? Do you pack people parts in your lunch bag?

I just eat normal food. Like a normal person. I'm not tearing arms off passers by.

You can digest normal food? So your diet is varied. It isn't simply all people, all the time?

No. Eating people is a necessity, not a dietary choice. Try to limit it to a few times a week, but the more energy I use, the bigger the cravings.

Like when I shot you in the head?

[ Starr smiles fondly at the memory. ]

Yeah. You're welcome for that wet dream. Don't rub it raw.

Oh, do not worry. I always carry lubrication with me wherever I go. I like being prepared for anything.

Still trying to work out if the sexual deviance is an act to scare off others, or a genuine need for excitement.

Something you will have to ponder. You could always request hands on experience to better understand.

I was like you once. Few thousand years back. Always searching for that next sexual thrill. Eventually even the most extreme wont be enough.

So are you implying I have immortality and cannibalism to look forward to in my future?

[ Starr's not sure how he feels about the comparison. Don't ruin his hope that one day he will find the perfect kink and be completely satisfied, Jack!!! ]

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