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[herrstory]

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[herrstory]

I am not part of your court and refuse to be insinuated as such. Not until the time I have seen you naked.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know what they should have called you, back in the day?

Escape Klaus.

[herrstory]

[ There is JUST SILENCE on his end. Well. And the porno in the background. But clearly Starr is not amused. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Starr's resounding silence just makes that moaning sound all the louder.]

Could you possibly not masturbate while conversing with me? Jesus.

[herrstory]

Why not? It is not as though I have turned on the video option. I can, if you wish.

[slightlyoffchilt]

No. HR would have a stoke, just imagine the paperwork.

[herrstory]

HR has no say in what we do with our personal time. And why would you be showing such a thing to them anyway?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, you don't think exhibiting yourself masturbating counts as sexual harassment? I am your boss, Klaus.

[herrstory]

You are not my boss during my personal time, Frederick.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Personal time? Oh, no, none of that. Our institution is more akin to a theocracy, and I have but one role.

[Not a modest role, at that.]

You will always call me Doctor Chilton.

[herrstory]

Earn my respect and perhaps I will abide by your rule. But you have yet to do so. And continuously calling me Klaus is a good way to make me cut off your genitals and use them as a dildo on you.

[ Oooh. That's actually a far better mental image than this porn he's watching. He turns it off so he can better focus on turning himself on. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[-- That vibrant threat dampens Chilton's bravado. His comeback falters, seizing behind his teeth, and he doesn't speak for a few moments.]

But I protected you.

[He finishes, weakly.]

[herrstory]

And I will continue to be efficient and effective at my job because of it. You will find none better at keeping things secure. It still does not mean I will not lash out if struck enough. Even a dog will turn on its owner when pushed too far.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So that is our professional relationship? You are my semi-feral pet dog?

[herrstory]

If you want me to be your submissive bitch, you are going to have to throw me a bone.

[slightlyoffchilt]

As long as it's a bone and not a boner.

[herrstory]

Seriously. What other sort of bone would I be interested in when it comes to you?

[slightlyoffchilt]

What -- [So aghast!] It is within my power to grant you more power.

[herrstory]

In both scenarios I am still underneath you. And unless you have grand plans you are not mentioning, my suggestion would probably be the more satisfying option.

[slightlyoffchilt]

It is this behavior you exhibit, this nonchalant disregard, which provokes others into wanting to see you humbled. Klaus.

In case you were unaware.

[herrstory]

And how would you humble me, Frederick?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Evidently you need another round of electroshock therapy. The voltage must be doubled.

I have a sound-proof room at the ready.

[herrstory]

Where would you be placing the electrodes?

[slightlyoffchilt]

This time? Inside of you.

[That's not ethical. Or even medical.]

[herrstory]

And would you be the one to place them yourself?