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[slightlyoffchilt]

It is more resounding that the momentary flicker of ambassadorial power.

[herrstory]

The others do not know how to use their power. And the imPorts are afraid of novel ideas. So, they vote for the same shit again and again. Ambassador Merlotte is the only one we have of decent quality now.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Merlotte is gone.

[Oh yeah, he's been watching for his nemesis every day.]

[herrstory]

Is he?

[ Does this mean a new opportunity? ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I tend to keep a finger on Merlotte. So, yes.

[herrstory]

A finger on him and something else in him?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Does everything resolve with sex, in your mind?

[herrstory]

This coming from the king of innuendo.

[slightlyoffchilt]

At least I am the king, and not the jester.

[As if to imply Starr was, in fact, his jester.]

[herrstory]

I am not part of your court and refuse to be insinuated as such. Not until the time I have seen you naked.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know what they should have called you, back in the day?

Escape Klaus.

[herrstory]

[ There is JUST SILENCE on his end. Well. And the porno in the background. But clearly Starr is not amused. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Starr's resounding silence just makes that moaning sound all the louder.]

Could you possibly not masturbate while conversing with me? Jesus.

[herrstory]

Why not? It is not as though I have turned on the video option. I can, if you wish.

[slightlyoffchilt]

No. HR would have a stoke, just imagine the paperwork.

[herrstory]

HR has no say in what we do with our personal time. And why would you be showing such a thing to them anyway?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, you don't think exhibiting yourself masturbating counts as sexual harassment? I am your boss, Klaus.

[herrstory]

You are not my boss during my personal time, Frederick.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Personal time? Oh, no, none of that. Our institution is more akin to a theocracy, and I have but one role.

[Not a modest role, at that.]

You will always call me Doctor Chilton.

[herrstory]

Earn my respect and perhaps I will abide by your rule. But you have yet to do so. And continuously calling me Klaus is a good way to make me cut off your genitals and use them as a dildo on you.

[ Oooh. That's actually a far better mental image than this porn he's watching. He turns it off so he can better focus on turning himself on. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[-- That vibrant threat dampens Chilton's bravado. His comeback falters, seizing behind his teeth, and he doesn't speak for a few moments.]

But I protected you.

[He finishes, weakly.]

[herrstory]

And I will continue to be efficient and effective at my job because of it. You will find none better at keeping things secure. It still does not mean I will not lash out if struck enough. Even a dog will turn on its owner when pushed too far.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So that is our professional relationship? You are my semi-feral pet dog?

[herrstory]

If you want me to be your submissive bitch, you are going to have to throw me a bone.

[slightlyoffchilt]

As long as it's a bone and not a boner.