I have no reason to do that. Look. Dr. Chilton enjoys flaunting what he knows. He enjoys getting a rise out of people and that is clearly why he went to you. I did not inspire it. What purpose would it serve me? But he regularly puts me through 'tests' much like this.

All you needed to do was banter back at him, make some lewd remark about him liking what he saw and asking if he wanted a try. Instead, you threatened to have him investigated. Why?